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Hi there! My name is Em, and I like music, fandom, and friends. That's pretty much what this journal's about. Also, I like narcissism and nonsense. Those show up a fair bit too.

The Penitent Brainbreaker's Act of Contrition

O my Fandom,
I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee,
and I detest all my illogical pairings,
because I dread the loss of boysexing,
and the pains of Mary Sues;
but most of all because they offend Thee, my Fellow Fen,
Who are all good and deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace
to add more kinks,
to write more crack,
and to convert the rest of you.

I SUPPORT:
Psychotic Transporters
Porn Stars in Love
Flamboyant Gay Art Thieves and the NATO Majors Who Love Them
Pirates (both Swishy and Stretchy)
Eternal Adolescence of the Vampiric Kind
Footnotes
Crack
Journeys to the West
Convenient Gender Switching
Nonconsensual Crossdressing
Crossdressing Aliens
Shinigami of the Monstrous Sort
Apples
Murderous Priests
Murderous FBI Agents
Murderous Mariachi
Murderous Romans
Seamstresses (both Pratchett-y and Four Kingly)
Bloody Movies
Spanish Fencers of the Wizard Rank
True Love and High Adventure
Death By Stereo
Punk With Bagpipes In
Patriarchs of Extremely Long Family Lines
Father/Daughter Con Teams
Space Westerns
Gritty Westerns
Westerns in General
Books of Fantasy
Princes With a Thousand Enemies
Moonlight as Truth
Hanging Under Train Trestles
Pirate Treasures That Save Towns
Magic Dances
Babes With the Power
Saturday Detention
Ill-Tempered Scholars and Not-Quite-Dashing Swordsmen
Orgy Animes
Reverse Harems Without The Sultan _{shaken not stirred}
Raping Ancient Mythologies Through Wormholes
A Thousand Years of Shared Custody
Giant Robot Ninjas Disguised as Sexy Cars